he wants to bone in the snuggie
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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