Im at strip club and am horny
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
the raccoons are back...
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