i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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