Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
