The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
