So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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