As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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