what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
