You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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