I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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