Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
two words...techno handjob
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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