I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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