We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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