he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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