Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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