Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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