How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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