you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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