Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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