So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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