vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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