HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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