The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also, beer. Big fan.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
