Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Your tits are I can't wait for
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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