I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The best revenge is premature balding
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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