Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
