he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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