dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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