I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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