The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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