was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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