I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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