I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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