god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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