Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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