I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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