I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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