is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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