I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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