We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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