I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
