why didn't you poke me back
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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