Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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