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(865): View more from Tennessee

Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?

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(626): View more from California

The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.

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(850): View more from Florida

We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.

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(530): View more from California

Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.

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(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret

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(407): View more from Florida

How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?

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(858): View more from California

I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.

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