You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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