the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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