So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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