Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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