told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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