Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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