if i can run in heels then i can drive
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize