my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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