I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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